Monday, November 07, 2016

David Wood: Fun Islamic Facts 3: Satan Pees in Your Ears
Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where I share fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.

In our last installment, we found Muhammad threatening his followers with hell if they didn’t pee properly. Muhammad’s obsession with urine continues as he attempts to give one of his amazing scientific explanations for why people oversleep.

Sahih al-Bukhari 1144:

Narrated Abdullah: A man was mentioned before the Prophet and he was told that he kept on sleeping till morning and did not get up for As-Salat (i.e., the Fajr prayer—the dawn prayer). The Prophet said, “Satan urinated in his ears.”

So, when a Muslim sleeps through his prayer, it’s not because he’s tired, or lazy, or doesn’t really care about Islam; it’s because the devil took a whiz in his ears.

Leave it to the prophet of Islam to bring Satan’s whiz into a discussion about prayer and self-discipline.

To all of you Muslims who are watching and find the sound of urine revolting, now you know how we feel . . . whenever we read about your prophet.

For more on Muhammad and the Qur'an, watch these videos by David Wood:

"Who Killed Muhammad?":

"The Sheepgate Conspiracy":

"A Brief History of the Qur'an":

"Inside the Kaaba":