Sunday, November 06, 2016

David Wood: Fun Islamic Facts 1: Muhammad Peed Like a Girl
"Fun Islamic Facts: Muhammad Peed Like a Girl"

Welcome to “Fun Islamic Facts,” where I share fun facts about Muhammad and the Qur’an whenever jihadis go on a killing spree.

Jami at-Tirmidhi, Number 12:

Aishah said: “Whoever narrated to you that the Prophet would urinate while standing; then don't believe him. He would not urinate except while squatting.” 

Sunan an-Nasai, Number 29:

It was narrated that Aishah said: “Whoever tells you that the Messenger of Allah urinated standing up, do not believe him, for he would not urinate except while squatting.”

So, Muhammad peed like a girl.

And, because Surah 33, verse 21 of the Qur’an calls Muhammad the pattern of conduct for Muslims, Muslims from the time of Muhammad down to the present day pee while squatting. As we read in the follow-up commentary on Jami at-Tirmidhi, Number 12:

Umar said: “I have not urinated while standing since I accepted Islam.”

So, part of submitting to Allah is peeing like a girl.

Jihadis are laying down their lives for a god who makes them pee like girls.

For more on Muhammad and the Qur'an, watch these videos by David Wood:

"Who Killed Muhammad?":

"The Sheepgate Conspiracy":

"A Brief History of the Qur'an":

"Inside the Kaaba":